May 2013
1,165 posts
colfersaurusrex:
I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail
but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person
tempoes:
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
catholicnun:
when everyone follows each other so you see the same post like 10 times in a row
geeksotospeak:
99% of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
1 tag
me: [walking past book store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
mom: no
